Article: Jenna Shevel from women24

Those celebs sure get around. It's like musical chairs aka musical relationships! They are forever swapping lovers, spouses and sperm (eew)! It's relationship recycling gone wild, a real 'dumping' ground!

Wham bam thank you ma' am
Drew Barrymore got dumped by Justin Long a month or two ago and within days he had already hooked up with serious relationship recycler Kristen Drunkst! She loves to sniff around the sloppy seconds! She is the rebound girl in Hollywood or so we thought. When she and Justin hooked up, thought it was just for a quick roll in the hay, wham bam thank you ma' am! But a month or two on it's actually gotten serious. Poor Drew! And hot on the heels of that news, her ex husband Tom Green is doing the nasty with klepto queen Winona Ryder! Bad mental image.

Drew's BFFE Cameron Diaz is also still loved up with her recycled piece of eye-candy. Cammie has been busy with Jen Aniston's ex boyfriend schmodel Paul Sculfor for a while now and they are reportedly engaged. He sure gets the ladies!

Britney's ex Kevin Federline is also recycling a relationship from the past. K-Fed is getting all loved up with his baby mamma Shar Jackson. Saucy. And speaking of the Spears soap opera, Jamie Lynn has moved in with her mom in the wake of the drama with her baby daddy Casey Aldridge's affair with his trailer park princess! Good move Jamie.

And the serial home wrecker seems to have moved on again! Skanky Sienna Miller has been partying it up in Ibiza but doesn't seem to be pining for her 'love' Bathlazar Getty. Sluttiena was discoing at party with some random hottie bumping and grinding style!

Slutienna strikes again. You'd think she'd tone down the whoring after her home in London was defaced last week. The word 'slut' written in huge capital letters, along with some satanic looking symbol on her home! Scary stuff.

Ladies everywhere are rejoicing and so am I! McSteamy aka Eric Dane from Grey’s Anatomy is back on the market. He and his wife Rebecca Gayheart have split. Is she nuts!? He is hotter than the sun. Swoon!

A white trash soap opera
It's amazing; nothing in the media these days about Lindsay Lohan is ever about her 'career'. It's either drink, drugs, her love life, sexuality or her white-trash family! This week Linds has been at the center of a new feud with her fame-whoring dad!

Her dad Michael Lohan, former druggie, embezzler and happy clapper has had plenty to say about Linds in the media which has pissed off her big time over the years. He basically outed her earlier this year. But now he is lashing out at the main man in her life, yip SaMANtha! E! reported that Sam is going to be writing a book about her 'life' and Pappa Lohan ain't too happy about it.

He had this to say "I've shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at my wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest. Let's just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realises who the people using her are. People like Samantha Ronson don't need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn't be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it's not right. I'm done with them."

Ooh nasty! I love how he says Sam is dragging Linds to the jol... come on like Linds needs any encouragement on that front. And as for using Linds for her own gain, because let's not lie, Sam is a whole lot more famous now than before but talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Michael Lohan loves the limelight and fame of being Firecrotch's pops! He is forever talking trash about her to the 'media'

Linds released a statement and is hitting back "He's out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love."

I so agree with her. What kind of dad is he! I wonder what Momma Lohan will have to say about all of this? Her parents' white-trash feud is infamous! And Linds lady love, Samantha also had her say on her blog and boy is she p.i.s.s.e.d! Don't mess with Lind's lass! P.S Linds former lady love, Courtenay Semel got into some trouble last week for bashing a bouncer at the jol. Who does she think she is, Amy Crackhouse?

Madge's sticky situation
In other feuding news the Queen of Reinvention aka Madge embarked on her Sticky and Sweet world tour last Saturday. As predicted her show is mad sick! But Madge being Madge she ruffled some feathers. The latest victim? American presidential hopeful republican John McCain. Madge had videos playing in the background during the show that featured photos of 'bad' things like war, global warming, Hitler, 'local' bad boy Robert Mugabe – and John McCain! And to boot McCain's Presidential rival, Barack Obama, was included on the 'good' video of humanitarian leaders like Ghandi and Al Gore. Well, we all know who Madge is voting for now!

McCain is hopping mad (and so would I be if I was compared to Hitler!) and released this statement "The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time. It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits." Madonna sure knows how to drum up publicity!

And while on the topic of Madonna, it's been widely reported that as a 50th birthday present her husband, Guy Richie finally relented and is allowing Madge to adopt a little girl from Malawi called Mercy ala Brangelina. Just like when she adopted David Banda, her spokesho said it's all talk and not happening blah blah blah, but reports have surfaced that there is some truth to it. Mercy's gran Lucy Chekechiwa said she has been asked repeatedly by officials if Mercy could be adopted by an "unidentified foreign family" — but was firmly against it.

Lucy said: "We know that it is Mercy who Madonna really wants. We heard it is because my granddaughter is such a beautiful happy child. "Twice I have told the adoption people that I do not want Mercy to go outside the country. But they keep on at us. Now they say that Mercy will be leaving us, but can return at age 18. Yet I might not be alive then." Mmmm it's all rather fishy but one thing is for sure, what Madonna wants Madonna gets!

She bangs, she bangs... well, not really!
I am still recovering from the news that my tween idol sex bomb Ricky Martin has become a dad without a mom! Ricky's twins have sure caused some scandal and they aren't even a few weeks old! He's got some religious folks' knickers in a twist (not that way!)

The cardinal of Honduras Oscar Andres Rodriguez, got on his high horse and accused Ricky of buying children like products, which is disrespectful of human life! Harsh. And some random talk show host in Mexico, Esteban Arce, also added his 10 cents to the issue! He said that it's selfish of Ricky to deny his kids of a maternal figure and that he has a big ego… and he claims the surrogate who carried the celebutots is Ricky's cousin! That is icky, Ricky (but so prob not true, I hope!)

And if you were hoping to see Ricky's offspring splashed across the cover of some celeb magazine, keep dreaming. American magazines aren't swooning over these celebutots! Normally the moment a celeb egg is fertilized the bidding war begins but not this time! According to an unnamed American editor, the pics won't sell because of the mysterious circumstances and public doesn't like it. Oh well, he's living La Vida Loca!

In other baby news, Sporty Spice, Mel C has a bun in the oven as does Charlie Sheen's new wife Brooke Sheen. Mazeltov! Minnie Driver is about to pop out her celebutot but still no word on who the spermatinator was... Colin Farrell is still the top contender!

Oh and some South African skinner. Local bad girl Pam Andrews was reportedly back together with her ex Paul Viv and low and behold, she went and got married... to someone else! And she's pregnant!

Until next week... xoxo