Article: Jenna Shevel from women24

I'm still completely baffled as to how celebs, who earn millions of dollars, end up broke on their asses? It's soooo M.C Hammer and Michael Jackson. The latest casualty? Lindsay Lohan. Miss Hohan was Disney's darling, with a huge movie and a small singing career, endorsement deals and designer duds. But cue one bad coke n booze habit, a shopping addiction, legal woes, dodgy romantic choices and a free-loading family, and she needs some bucks as badly as Amy Crackhouse needs heroin.

Last week I wrote that things were looking up for Linds; she was making some loot and hoping to revive her dying career by appearing on Ugly Betty. Along with that her 'leggings line' got launched. Plus she also landed a part in the new indie flick Manson Girls about the Manson Murders which would have been her chance to prove to everyone that she is in fact a seriaaas actress. Alas, she got dropped like a hot potato from the movie this week because no-one in Hollywood wants to work with old Lindsay Hohan. Shame, seems her reputation for being a diva on movie sets preceded her. She also got dumped from the new Jack Black flick Ye Old Times . Boohoo.

And her woes don't end there. She's also been accused of stealing some chick's mink coat after it disappeared at a disco and showed up on Lindsay in a magazine! Geez times must be tough. Plus it's damn wrong to wear fur, people!

She's also cruising for a bruising from frenemie Nicole Richie after she was all over Nic's baby daddy Joel Madden, at a recent party where he was D'Jing. Nicole was home with baby Harlow but of course old Paris Hilton was there and saw the whole thing and immediately let Nicole know. It was also photographed! It's not like Linds needs anymore enemies. She also had a 'lovers spat' with her rumoured girlfriend Samantha Ronson this week at an L.A club. Linds was crying her eyes out because Ronson was ignoring her... hello, the chick was working so you can eat Lindsay!

Love and publicity
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are rumoured to be getting hitched on Saturday! Apparently it's going to be a small intimate affair at a friend's estate with Ash's sister Jessica as her Maid of Honour. I, for one, will be surprised if they actually do tie the knot.

Hollywood insiders are saying that this whole debacle is all a publicity stunt for her new album A Bittersweet World . Which, I may just add, is doing really badly on the charts... Mmm, so only time will tell if old Ash will be Mrs Wentz, oh and of course a photo spread worth a few mill!

If the nuptials do indeed take place tomorrow, my heart will go out to Jessica Simpson. This week she was dumped by her boyfriend Tony Romo... publicly! This poor chick can't catch a break. She so should have stayed with Nick Lachey... I loved them together. It is rumoured that Jess got her ass dumped because of her reaction to the John Mayer / Jennifer Aniston romance. Jess dated John last year and was completely in love with him but he dumped her also publicly because of her clingy ways. So when she saw pics of Jen and John all loved up, she went on a bender. Jess is apparently still hung up on John, frankly I don't see what these chicks see in him. Is he supposed to be cute or something? Maybe he's good in bed.

So John Mayer and Jen Aniston are very loved up in Miami. The lovebirds have spent a lot of time frolicking by the poolside and making out like high school teenagers recently. It is now being claimed by a number of magazines that the pair first hooked up in 2006! Gee John sure does get around. I hope he treats Jen decently, although his love rat reputation and rumours swirling that his hookup with Jen is just a summer fling, makes me doubt he will.

And in fabulous news, the state of California have squashed their ban on gay marriages... so guess what? Talk show host, Ellen DeGeneres and her girlfriend Portia de Rossi are getting hitched. Ellen announced the happy news on her show. Huge congrats!

Brangie and the babies
Its official people! Angelina Jolie has confirmed that she is in fact preggers with twins – it's not a rumour. Angie is in Cannes promoting her new flick Kung Fu Panda with Jack Black, when he let the news slip while doing a joint-interview with Ang, he said "You're gonna have as many as [the] Brady Bunch when you have these," he said. Then the interviewer asked Angie if she is indeed having twins, Jolie replied, "Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already. Well, Jack's just confirmed it actually." No word on the sex of the Brangie celebutwins yet. Who ever said celebrity rumours aren't true?

And speaking of celebrity babies, Mariah Carey who just a few weeks ago said she didn't have any desire for children has now changed her tune. She's said that having children is "part of the whole purpose of getting married."

Now that she's hitched to toyboy husband Nick Cannon, Mimi wants celebutots of her own. One thing is for sure, she is going to give Jenny Lopez a run for her money for the title of Momzilla.

Tom Cruise and Katie, sorry 'Kate', Holmes are apparently ready for another robo-tot and old Britney is rumoured to be pregnant again. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that rumour, I would be a rich woman by now

One more time Britney...
While on the topic of Britney Spears, she's made her second appearance on How I met your Mother and the reviews are good! Rumours are also circulating that Britters is sort of canoolding with her ex Kevin Federline. The exes apparently engage in late night phone sex sessions... raunchy. Well who knows if it's a good or bad thing for Brit, I mean who ever thought K-Fed would turn out to be the good parent? Brit also had another fender bender this week. The details are sketchy but no-one was hurt, luckily!

We can all rest easy knowing that justice really does prevail... Amy Crackhouse is getting off scott-free. Yes, all charges against her have been dropped relating the smoking crack on film incident. Ams is free to roam the streets of London half dressed with her NBF and crack-fiend-in-crime Pete Doherty. Amy has also apparently been asked to be in London Fashion Week because of her unique sense of style. Crack-whore chic that is. Somehow I don't think it's a look that will catch on.

And here's hoping justice WILL prevail in the case of R Kelly, who’s about to go on trial for child molestation and pornography among other things. Not wishing him any luck. Perv.

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