Article: Jenna Shevel from women24

The Brangie brides
Well, this past weekend Brangelina watchers were in raptures... American magazine Star reported that the genetically blessed duo were tying the knot (finally) in New Orleans French Quarter on Saturday. The church was even named! And their publicist when reached for comment, said that she had "no idea" if Brangelina got married or not. After much excitement and speculation, it's been confirmed by People magazine that the couple didn't in fact get hitched and weren't even in New Orleans at the time. It's unfair to tease us like that!

If they did get hitched I wonder what the wedding would be like. Maybe Angie will wear a t-shirt with Bradalicious's name smeared on it in blood like she did with her first hubbie Jonny Lee Miller? Or wear a vial of Brad's blood around her neck like when she got hitched to manorexic Billy Bob... mmm. Would Jen Aniston rock up and try stop the wedding? I reckon it would be very tasteful and small with their wedding snaps being sold for about a gazillion dollars all in aid of charity! The couple have said they will only get hitched until same sex couples were granted the right to wed in America- come get married in SA then, our laws allow for same sex marriages!

And speaking of Brangelina and pricey pics... it's been reported the first pics of their unborn twins will fetch $10 million. JLO must be fuuuuuuuuurios. Apparently old Jenny from the block has been spending her 6 million bucks in a big way...

Jennifer Lopez and fugly Marc Anthony have been spending their baby bucks by buying pricey jewels and paying off debts it seems! Marc owes the American government $2.5 million in back taxes. Celebutots are fast turning into celebucheques! Good thing it was twins hey?

All the dirty laundry...
Not only is the late Heath Ledger's family feuding over his will but now there is another dramatic revelation. Everyone was shocked when it was revealed that the actor left all his assets to his parents and sisters, because he hadn't updated his will since before his relationship with Michelle Williams and the birth of their daughter Matilda. His parents vowed that Matilda and Michelle would be taken care of as Heath would have wanted but the rest of the family's not so sure.

Heath's uncles Haydn, Mike and Wayne Ledger have gone public with their concerns over Heath's father Kim Ledger's, spotty track record of managing financial estates and are worried that Kim's lack of asset management skills could jeopardise Heath’s estate. The Ledger brothers have been fuming ever since Heath's pops, Kim became executor of their grandfather, Sir Frank Ledger's estate over 20 years ago. He borrowed heavily against the $2 million estate, leaving it heavily in debt before he was removed as executor in 1994.

And just last week the shocker reports surfaced claiming Matilda may not be Heath's only kiddiewinkle. Apparently Heath Ledger may have fathered a love child during a schoolboy affair with a 25 year old woman. Apparently Heath who was 17 at the time has a steamy affair with an older doll while he was in school (raunchy!). Shortly after the affair ended, the woman found out she was preggers and then gave birth to a little girl. And despite the fact that she was living with another man at the time, Heath's uncle Hadyn Ledger claims that there is a very real possibility that Heath was the father.

If it's true that Ledger is the girl's (who is now 12!) biological father, it could split his multi-million dollar estate between her and little Matilda Rose! Let the poor man rest in peace...

The comeback continues...
After Brits 'real comeback' offers of movie roles and guest appearances have been pouring in for the pop princess. There is talk of her reprising her role in How I Met Your Mother . Even animal activist group PETA has offered her a job... as a receptionist! And former BFFE Madge (who was recently NBF's with Brits ex Justin Trousersnake) is now getting behind Brits and also wanting to help her out... oh now she wants to help out... well sorry Madge, Mel Gibson has already filled the position. And in another fabulous move, Britney has reunited with former manager Larry Rudolph, who will once again be handling her career. Brit turned on Larry after she got out of rehab the first time. She accused him of siding with her parents and turning against her. She fired his ass… so not a good idea since he was the one responsible for turning Britters into an international superstar back in the day... hit me baby one more time!

Since all seemed calm on the Britney front, it was time for Miss Jamie Lynn Spears to act up. She is fighting with momma Spears over her impending nuptials to Casey Aldridge. It seems Jamie Lynn doesn't want to get a pre-nup when she gets married! Did she learn nothing from Paul McCartney? Anyway Lynn Spears and Jamie are at war over the issue with Lynn demanding Jamie get one to protect her assets... here's a hoping Lynn wins! And happy birthday to Jamie Lynn... who turns 17 today.

The Parys and Benji road show continues...
Since Parys left our shores last week... she sure has been busy. Joining her boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte, who I am sure, are delighted to have Parys on tour with them. Paz has been fame-whoring herself all over the show. In Turkey Paz helped judge the Miss Turkey 2008 competition and claimed to be an inspiration to girls (no self-esteem problems there) and promptly proceeded to belly dance on stage! In Prague later in the week, while trying to get attention from the paps as usual, Paris tripped over feuding rival photographers and wiped out! She fell flat on her face and grazed her chin! How embarrassing... but then again Parys has been in a lot more embarrassing 'positions' on film...

Bits and bobs
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson who reportedly got back together... are back together for real! Kate and Owen stepped out in Miami recently, holding hands, about bladdy time. The blonde couple are now looking for an apartment to shack up together in NYC and Kate wants to have his baby... did anyone ever hear of going slow in Hollywood?

This is the most ridiculous piece of news I have heard in a long time AND it's actually true. Roberto Cavalli, brilliant Euro-trashy fashion designer has signed Amy Crackhouse to be the face of his new line! Crackwhore chic is obviously back in fashion. Cavalli's friend old Posh Beckham (who has been the face of the line before) told him she admired Amy's unique sense of style. So now Ams will receive a lifetime supply of tailored designs in return for her wearing his clothes at public functions and gigs. Crack whore chic is back it seems, but it's a look I can't see catching on somehow.

Assistant basher and shmodel Naomi Campbell has now turned to bashing the men in blue... the police!Naomi was aggressive and rude towards air hostesses on her flight yesterday and was promptly removed from the aircraft. She was then arrested... again! What an idiot, don't mess with the law Naomi.

Mega music couple Beyonce and Jay-Z , who have been together for a whole 6 years, a lifetime in Hollywood, registered for a marriage license on Tuesday and are reported to get married today in the Big Apple! Wonder if it will actually take place, since Bouncy's pops and manager apparently isn't so fond of the 'always retiring' Jay-Z.

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