Mazaltovs and the Madonnas

Oscar skinner
Pregnant Nicole Kidman was rumoured to be knocking back some booze backstage... not very good behaviour for a mommy to be, especially since daddy Keith Urban also likes the bottle. Poor kid.

Fellow Aussie, and mom-to-be Cate Blanchett let the cat out the bag on the red carpet and accidentally told the world the sex of her unborn baby... it's a boy! Congrats Cate.

Meanwhile a seriaaaaaaas biatch fight is brewing... well it's a long standing feud, but a whole lot of fuel has been added to the fire. The Queen of reinvention (and botox), Madonna and the Queen, Elton John are once again locked in a nasty feud. Elton is peeved off with Madge because she decided to throw a last-minute, post-Oscars party bash. Now we all know Elton throws a huge Aids Foundation bash every year. What was Madge thinking? Especially since Elton's was supposed to be THE party to be seen at after Vanity Fair cancelled theirs, (sob). Elton was furious after losing a host of A list celebs to Madonna's last-minute party. Tomkat rocked up, Ashton and Demi, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Owen Wilson, Penelope Cruz and tons more. Poor Elti only got Lionel Richie, JC Chasez and Simon Cowell. Boo hoo... it's a case of the Madonnas.

The big night also brought out some seriously odd couples. Sean Penn (who only a month ago announced his divorce from Robyn Wright Penn) rocked up to the awards with gorgeous supermodel Petra Nemkova, who recently had a scene with love rat James Blunt. Seriously odd couple. How the hell did Sean pull her!?

I recently reported that Rumer Willis, celebspawn of Demi and Bruce was canoodling with manwhore Josh Hartnett... but look who's the harlot now. Little Miss Willis was getting hot and heavy with Orlando Bloom at Prince/Symbol's post Oscar bash. That chick is seriously bust; I just don't know how she lands the hotties!P.S. Can you believe Prince just had a hip replacement!? How old is he anyway?

Just sad
Since Paris Hilton was banned from the Oscars she decided to keep herself busy with a whole lot of other things... or people rather. Parys has hooked up with frenemy Nicole Ritchie's fiancé's twin brother (I know, that sounds complicated) Benji Madden, who, may I add just broke up with his girlfriend. The 'couple' have been getting hot and heavy all over Hollywood, declaring their love conveniently around all the paparazzi. Nice. Kind of odd that Paz has hooked up with Nic's fiancé's twin brother... does she want piece of Nicole's life? Seems like it. I reckon Paz and Benji will be engaged by May and broken up by September. Oh and have you seen the pics of Nicole's little girl. She is a beaut!

And since Paris has so many frenemies, she is going to be starring in a new reality show (please no!) to find herself a new best friend. Sad!

Its official...
Brangelina are preggers... for real. The reports and rumours are true. The joy of it all! Angelina Jolie unveiled her baby bump at the Independent Spirit awards... there's no hiding it now. She is huge already and is glowing. Well I'd be glowing too if I was carrying Brad Pitt's kiddiewinkles-to-be. Brad’s other chick, well ex-chick, Jennifer Aniston has reportedly just had her eggs frozen (she just turned 40) and hooked up with her new co-star Aaron Eckhart.

I mentioned last week that Kate Hudson was rumoured to be preggers and the evidence keeps mounting with her lurking around town in baggie clothes and carrying huge bags. She and ex-flame Owen Wilson have been spending an awful lot of time together lately and are reportedly back together. Maybe he is the baby daddy. Here's hoping no-one gets too cut up if the romance should end in tears... again.

Happy endings... the Britney way
I am overjoyed to report that Britney Spears FINALLY saw her little boys twice in one week. Britters had supervised visits with her celebutots on Saturday and Monday, and she is hoping to get three supervised visits a week with them. She really is on the mend! She is still 'dating' her paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, who is claiming that Brits is pregnant with his child... hopefully just a rumour. And congrats to her knocked up little sister, Jamie Lynn, she just graduated from high school this week! Mazaltov.

A little bit of this and that
Assistant-abuser and super-model Noami Campbell was rushed to hospital in Brazil this week for an emergency operation... thankfully it was a minor ovarian cyst problem and she is on the mend.

In other odd news, it's reported that Amy Winehouse is reportedly set to launch her own line of beauty products AND fashion line. Not quite sure how it would sell, crack-whore chic is sooooooo last season.

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