Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Train Wreck award
1st runner up: Kate Moss
As predicted by us last year, 2007 was an even messier year for our Kate although she did finally split from from scumbag boyfriend Pete Doherty. Her year was filled with plenty skandal of drugs and lots of bad behaviour. The once uber-gorgeous shmodel is looking like a real train wreck with her looks fading fast due to her crazy lifestyle. And we are all wondering, who looks after her little girl?

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Train Wreck award
2nd runner up: Amy Winehouse
It's been a rather rocky year for the beehived brit. Miss Amy's year has been filled with cancelled tour performances, drug overdoses, hospital stays, bulimia, anorexia, a seriously volatile marriage,a jailbird husband and now her own arrest. But on the upside, record sales are booming. Hopefully this trainwreck and favourite songbird will pull it together in 2008.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Train Wreck award
And the winner is... Britney Spears
Britters had this award in the bag. What a year it has been for our Brit. Between the va-jay-jay flashing, stealing, raunchy romps, drinking and drugging, shaving her head, losing her kids and her much-criticized number at the MTV Video Music Awards, 2007 has been her year. We can only imagine what 2008 will bring...

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Best Jailbird award
1st runner up: Kiefer Sutherland
Ooh, we do luuuurve a bad boy. Kiefer has been holed up in the chookie since December 6th for a DUI charge to serve a forty-eight-day sentence. The 24 hottie has been inundated with fan mail while in the slammer...

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Best Jailbird award
2nd runner up: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay 'Firecrotch" Lohan takes 2nd place for jailbird of the year with a whopping eighty four minutes of jail time served. Lilo has been in coke scandals, in and out of rehab this year, had some dodgy hook-ups, trashed a few hotel rooms and now made up with her drugging pops and has apparently changed her ways... ya right.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Best Jailbird award
And the winner is... Paris Hilton
We were all shocked when good old Parys, actually did land up in the slammer and served forty five days for violating her probation from a DUI charge . Pazza was freaking out with the death threats she received and the thought of becoming some jailbird's little biatch while she was in the chookie. Shockingly, the pampered princess survived and was released promising to change her ways. We are not holding our breath.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Worst celeb hook-up award
1st runner up: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
It's a pity Jessica went and got herself knocked up and didn't dump Cash Warren when she caught him cheating. Jess and Cashole, as he has been dubbed, are the new Brit and K-fed. He is just using her for her fame and money and we all know how well that turns out.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Worst celeb hook-up award
2nd runner up: Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon
With Pammy being the undisputed queen of the 'sex tape', her hookup with long-time pal Rick seems like a match made in sex tape heaven. Remember him from the porn hit One night in Paris ? These two are a recipe for disaster with Pammy already having filed for divorce only to make up a day later. And now they are going to be in a reality show...

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Worst celeb hook-up award
And the winners are... Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil
This couple are Romeo and Juliet on crack. The terrible twosome indulge in drug and drink binges, beat the crap out of each other and are generally just nuts. Blake is credited to being the downfall of Amy and is now in the slammer for all sorts of dodgy dealings. Miz Amy is beside herself without her man, there is now talk of a suicide pact between the two... a serious accident waiting to happen.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Most improved lollipop lady award
1st runner up: Calista Flockhart
Maybe it's the love of a sexy older man or her new hit show Brothers and Sisters , but whatever it is, Calista, the original lollipop lass, is looking a whole lot better. Although she could still do with a sandwich or two.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Most improved lollipop lady award
2nd runner up: Kate Bosworth
Once she dumped cheating Orlando Bloom,the lovely Miss Bosworth got her act together and did some serious eating. Thank goodness because the chick was so damn skinny, we didn't think she would last the year.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Most improved lollipop lady
And the winner is... Nicole Richie
We are all still wondering how the former lollipop queen actually managed to get a bun in her oven but she did and she is looking a whole lot better. Nic no longer looks like a walking skeleton and actually has boobs! Here's hoping she maintains it once she pops the kid out.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Worst celeb parent award
1st runner up: Alec Baldwin
This dude wins 1st runner up after a phone call to his celebspawn, Ireland, was leaked for the whole world to hear. Baldwin called his offspring a "rude little pig" and then threatened to "straighten your ass out." So not cool. Little Miss Ireland is going to be one serious out-of-control teen and it will serve him right.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Worst celeb parent award
2nd runner up: Lynn Spears
Well this award is rather inconvenient for Mamma Spears who's Christian parenting book is about to hit the shelves. Mrs Spears must be sooooooo proud of her little girls... she sure raised them well, don't you think? With Britney (enough said) and one teenage pregnancy, this chick has a lot on her hands. And to top it off Lynn has joined forces with K-Fed against her own daughter. Three words, Lynn. Birth control advice.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Worst celeb parent award
And the winner is... Britney Spears
Unfitney better set a lot of money aside for kiddie therapy because her boys are sure gonna need it. From endangering her kids lives while driving, letting their teeth rot and then wanting them whitened, disobeying all kinda court orders in the custody battle for her boys, this chick is once crazy mamma. It leaves us wondering... does she even want them? And if not, why did she have TWO?

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Biggest BFF's award
1st runner up: Katherine Heigl and T.R Knight
The Grey's Anatomy pals are as thick as thieves. These two do everything together; T.R is even one of Katherine's bridesmaids in her upcoming wedding. Seems Kath has landed herself the coveted GBF. Can't wait to see the snaps of the wedding!

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Biggest BFF's award
2nd runner up: Tom Cruise and Will Smith
Nutjob Tom Cruise has now latched onto Will Smith, poor guy, in a big way. These NBF's have been spending alot of time together, with Tom being uber-supportive of Will, even showing up to Will's Hollywood Walk of Fame induction. Maybe he's trying to recruit some new Scientologists.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Biggest BFF's award
And the winners are... Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham
Well one things for sure, this BFF relationship has transformed Katie from a Dawson's Creek poppie into a serious fashionista. Katie and Posh are seriously tight, hitting all the couture shows together, matching haircuts, powerful husbands and cute kids. It's all chummy chummy now but we see a rivalry on the cards.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Biggest shock award
1st runner up: Jamie Lynn Spears
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree it seems... Britters little sis is knocked up. That's right ya'll! Little Miss Spears is sixteen, preggers and keeping it. Jamie and her nineteen-year-old non-celeb boyfriend, met at church (how ironic) and have been shacked up ever since. Mom must be so proud.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Biggest Shock award
2nd runner up: Owen Wilson
We were all gobsmacked when we heard about Owen's suicide attempt. Following the shocking news of his attempt, fans learned Wilson reportedly had been struggling with a drug addiction and depression. Who would have thought? Get better Owen, we love you.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Biggest Shock award
And the winner is... Kevin Federline
The shock of the year without a doubt is the fact that K-Fed is the better parent. Seriously who would have thought that the 'gold digger cheating on his baby-mamma' dude was a good dad!? Not us. K-Fed has joined forces with Brit's mom and is fighting like hell for his boys. We are still in shock.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Cutest celeb couple
1st runner up: Heidi Klum and Seal
These two are cute cute cute. Sexy Seal and his beautiful wife Heidi are one hot couple. We loved their duet at the Victoria Secret fashion show. Who knew Heidi could sing?

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Cutest celeb couple
2nd runner up: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
Bennifer 2 or Garfleck are too cute for words.With their gorgeous little girl Violet, these two are living the dream. We are sooooooooo jealous.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Cutest celeb couple
And the winner is... Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
Brangelina, the world's super couple have had an amazing year both on-screen and off-screen. These sexy parents have had box office hits, various philanthropic ventures and the addition of new kid Pax. We have a feeling 2008 is going to be even better.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Biggest Idiot award
1st runner up: Isaiah Washington
This dude is a serious idiot. After making homophobic slurs at Grey's Anatomy castmate, T.R Knight, forcing him to come out of the closet, the a-hole then did it on again on national T.V and promptly did not get his contract renewed on the hit show... aka got his ass fired.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Idiot of the year
2nd runner up: David Hasselhoff
In a moment of total idiocy, the Hoff asked his daughters to film him if he ever fell off the wagon and got wasted. Well it happened and a video of a drunk, shirtless and abusive David Hasselhoff eating a hamburger on the floor of a Las Vegas hotel room was leaked in May. What a chump.

Women24 Guava Awards 2007

Idiot of the year
And the winner is... Miss Teen Carolina 2007
Miss Teen Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, wins the award for the biggest idiot of the year hands down. This airhead wins for the dumbest answer in the history of beauty pagents and for being so damn stupid. You have to see it, go watch it here here

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