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Another week’s mis-adventures...
What would our Celeb gossip column be without the (mis) adventures of Miss Brit Brit? Once again, she was up to no good but I am very happy to report that she has now taken to wearing knickers and is no longer flashing her va-jay-jay... it's an (almost) Christmas miracle. This week Unfitney had a falling out with frenemie Paris Hilton (apparently this happened at her 26th birthday bash) and is now threatening to release video footage of good old Parys in a lesbian romp with a mutual gal pal – if the socialite doesn’t start treating Britters and her entourage better. Oh, nothing like a bit of blackmail to spice things up! We may get to see the sequel to "One night in Paris" – won't the celebs ever learn? Sex videos are a recipe for disaster or well, a huge fame boost, I suppose.
Brit was also up to her old tricks of driving like a women possessed, going through red robots and then proceeding to steal an el cheapo lighter from a LA gas station. She obviously can afford it, so could it be a new addiction? Britters is the new Winona Ryder... can anyone say klepto?
On a more serious note, on Wednesday Britters was to face questioning by the lawyers of ex-hubbie K-Fed. Spears was to give sworn testimony in a deposition where she was going to be grilled about her past drug and alcohol use, her alleged failure to follow court orders, and anything that reveals whether she's a fit mother. We hoped Brit would manage to pull it together for the sake of her boys but she failed to turn up...
Miss Beehive’s bad behaviour...
In other train wreck news, Amy Winehouse's week brought another public meltdown for the "emotionally stable" songstress. Perez Hilton reports that Amy wasn't playing by the rules (no surprise there) when she attempted to visit her incarcerated hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, and when she was denied her chance to see him, promptly had a meltdown. The beehived Brit was also caught looking rather out of it this on a night out this week... and she also forgot to wipe the 'powder' from her nose... not smart with the paps snapping away. This all comes after being nominated for six Grammy awards last week which she appears to have celebrated with a bulimic binge. This chick is a serious accident waiting to happen... actually, it is happening before our very eyes.
Out the closet... finally
Big ups to Jodie Foster, who this week officially came out the closet. The fiercely private star was honoured at the Women in Entertainment breakfast and during her speech, she came out! Foster thanked her lady love of 14 years film producer Cydney Bernard with whom she has two kiddie winkles. Well done Jodie... Queen Latifah? Anything YOU want to tell us?
Skinner, slander and a wedding
In other celeb skinner this week, Grey's sweetheart, Katherine Heigl announced that her GBF TR Knight is going to be a bridesmaid at her December 23rd wedding to musician Josh Kelley. Wonder if he'll wear a frock?
Two stars received stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week... big congrats to Latin crooner Ricky Martin (who was also kind of outed this week by a 'friend') and big willy, Will Smith, who had Tomkat there to congratulate him.
Benoni babe, Charlize Theron's LA home got burgled this week but luckily she is fine.
Sin City hottie, Jessica Alba has just announced her pregnancy with fugly boyfriend, Cash Warren. So now we know why Miss Jessica took his skanky ass back after he was caught cheating on her.
Also this week, the Jennifer Love Hewitt 'bikini bashing' was in the media again. The self-proclaimed first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, had this to say regarding the whole affair according to super celeb site Perez Hilton.com. "These are unflattering camera angles on her. You want to see someone who's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat. This girl is not fat." Janice, who actually worked with Tyra on America's Next Top Model, then backtracked and said "I'm kidding because I love Miss Banks." Ooh, I smell a serious cat fight.
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| i read last week's column and i loved it and i do this week too!it's flippen funny. as for T.R Knight being a bridesmaid, that is the oddest thing ever but it's hollywood so anything goes.well done | ||
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| debbie on 14 Dec at 10:23 |
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| can we stop generalizing. just because Queen Latifah has a big build and seems to be overpowering ( which is the one we all like about her ) doesn't mean that she could be gay. Even she was i would still be a big fan but do you guys have any basis to believe she is batting for the other team? | ||
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| ashton on 14 Dec at 13:16 |
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| This article is SO unoriginal!!! I read perez all the time and really dont need to see a repeat here!! Besides no one can copy him cause he does it best, so please try harder next time! | ||
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| Joy on 14 Dec at 13:45 |
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| you must be joking - homosexual people are seriously sick in choosing to live like this and Satan let you people think: "Hey, it's the in thing to be gay, just like public sex - all these celebs are gonners" | ||
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| pietc on 14 Dec at 14:08 |
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| joy's comment is so unfounded!what do you think every gossip site in the world has today, the same gossip!this gossip column is original and different from perez.. it's funny and witty.get over yourself! | ||
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| georgia on 14 Dec at 14:29 |
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| Ashton, everyone knows Queen Latifah has a "lady friend". I think the pot is trying to call the spanky white kitchen blender black. If you get my drift. | ||
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| Donna on 14 Dec at 15:51 |
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| From where i am looking janice Dickinson is all mouth but no skin to back it up but bones for the first model she really has lost her beauty and she needs to shut those fake lips of hers and accept she is old bones. | ||
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| Sarah on 16 Dec at 10:53 |
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| You seriously must have the most boring job in the world to report on hogwash like this. Common, find something better to write about. It's a bummer the I stopped at this page, I thought it might have been something interesting. I really feel sorry for your readers :( | ||
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| Trippy Grape on 16 Dec at 15:20 |
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| What an idiot PietC is coming on here and showing his complete ignorance on gays as well as spinning his demonic medieval delusions onto the unsuspecting public. If astrophysics was allegedly a sin we would no doubt still hear his whining despite his complete lack of knowlege. Please pietc keep your moronic mumblings to yourself, nice normal people are not interested in them. | ||
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| WarrenS on 16 Dec at 17:31 |
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| pietc, your comment is ignorant. Why would people CHOOSE to be gay? In future, think before you speak and embarrass yourself! | ||
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| CP on 18 Dec at 09:09 |
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The celebs are having plenty of saucy sex this week, a teen gets knocked up again, Amy better watch her back and Holly's out on her ass...
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