Article: Jenna Shevel from women24
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Brit was later accused of having sticky fingers and stealing $28,200 worth of goods from the mansion... becoming a bit of a familiar accusation now, isn’t it? Also, along for the Brit birthday festivities was frenemie Paris Hilton, who apparently danced and drank up a storm. The very next day Brit had her boys, once again violating the court order we are told... will she ever learn? Here's hoping Britney makes it to her twenty seventh birthday!

Where is the love?
Another skaaandal rocking celebville this week was the Jennifer Love Hewitt-bikini-bashing-debacle. Miss Hewitt was snapped by the paps while frolicking in the waves during her Hawaiian getaway with her new fiancé, Scottish actor Robert McCall. The less than flattering pics of Jen in her bikini made big news when it was said she had put on a fortune of weight and a variety of other labels. But this chick wasn’t taking it lying down, and she hit back big time defending her size 2 (still damn tiny if you ask me... that's a South African size 34!) figure and speaking out against the Lollipop brigade that has overtaken Hollywood, lovely Jen had this to say, "to all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong." You go girl!

Spicy sparkles...
In other girl power news, The Spice Girls kicked off their reunion tour this past weekend. Seems the old broads still have it in 'em. Pouty Posh’s gorgeous hubbie surprised her by coming to Canada with the boys to wish her luck. Not only did he do that, but he also surprised all five Spice Girls, by giving each one a stunning diamond-encrusted bracelet valued at $100,000 a piece. That's sure to have perked them up after hearing that one of their songs was cut from the Victoria Secret fashion show. Spicy stuff. Interestingly, Perez Hilton's review of the show maintains that Posh herself was the only Spice not to sing a solo. Why not, Posh? Holding out for better baubles?

No momma money
Over in 'do-gooder's who are smoking hot' land, otherwise known as Brangelina, the tasty twosome were doing some good in New Orleans with the green lighting of babelicious Brad’s new project.
Mamma Angie also had some news of her own... it's reported that this hot mamma is leaving all four of her kids out of her will and donating all the money to charity. Damn, it's a good thing they got a rich daddy! Brad did a little stirring of his own when he told Larry King in an exclusive interview that he and Angelina were "just getting started" on the kid front. Does that mean more kids, or simply more parenting ahead? Either way – you've gotta love the passion of this ultra-couple.

And in our love-rat round-up...
Good old fire-crotch Lindsay Lohan has reportedly sent her rehab hook-up, Riley Giles packing! (No surprises there.)And she is apparently back with the old staple of the Hollywood chicks, Stavros Niarchos. Wonder what old Pazza Hilton has to say about that? Can anyone say bitch fight? Ryan Phillippe was also up to no good this week when he was seen out shopping with his two kids and miss Abbie Cornish, the very women Ryan was having an affair with while he was married to the lovely Reese. What a chump!

And with the silly season on the way, the celebs are about to get even more out of control... I can’t wait!

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