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With all the talk about the brain being the biggest sexual organ, it's no surprise that we're turned on by clever people. There's something undeniably attractive about a man who can build a bridge or a combustion engine or a spaceship. Where would we be without the geeks who invented electricity... Microsoft... Google...? Men who build instead of break. Men who find solutions instead of causing problems?
Probably, still being clubbed over the head and dragged around by our hair, that's where.
So big up to the guys out there who are passionate about our investments, our computer programs and our genetic composition.
We love you.
2) Nerds are funny
We all know a sense of humour is attractive. In fact, if magazine and Internet articles everywhere are to be believed, women rate this quality higher than any other. And nerds are funny. Maybe because intelligent people are funny? Or maybe it's because they've thought about life, love and everything when the other boys were still busy blowing spit bubbles and figuring out how to walk without dragging their knuckles on the floor? Or is it because they've memorized every single episode of The Simpsons? Which would be funny ha-ha and funny peculiar. Ha ha ha, funny peculiar.
3) Shyness is sexy
There's something hugely appealing about shy men. The stammering, blushing, babbling, bumbling sexiness of a slightly awkward man beats the practised charm and ladykiller lameness of your run of the mill playboy hands down, every time. These are the guys with the self-deprecating wit, the air of uncertainty, the boyish charm. Take me now, James McAvoy...
4) Nerds are gentlemen
This is the type of guy who won't think courtship begins with a couple of beers and ends on the backseat of his BMW. It's also the type of guy who won't insult your mother or sleep with your friends.
5) Here's to you Mrs. Robinson
When you're with a man who is sexually inexperienced you automatically graduate into a sophisticated sex-pot. And seriously, who doesn't want to be a sophisticated sex-pot? Also:
a)He won't be able to compare you with other women (which can be good or bad depending on where you stand)
b)He'll be eternally grateful to you for making him a man
c)He will worship your body (see point a)
6) Nerds aren't skanky
Rest assured your geek is good and clean and fresh, tra-la-la. Because if nerds slept around we wouldn't call them nerds now would we? Which just goes to show how absurd our culture is.
7) Over achievement rocks
Seeing that nerds are generally good at stuff (well, except for contact sports, beer guzzling and other chest banging activities – which is a point in itself really) when they do get the chance to have sex, they will eventually excel at it. Think about it: if a man has the patience to figure out how to assemble a tiny model airplane, or learn how to write in binary code, the workings of the standard vagina shouldn't prove to be too much of a problem.
8) Nerds are kind
Although this man might occasionally suffer from foot in mouth disease (remember your nerd is not a practiced charm monger) he will usually be sensitive and compassionate. Once again qualities which made him a nerd in the first place.
So the next time you roll your eyes at IT Guy's Star Trek reference, stop. Look a little closer. There might just be a great catch hiding behind those glasses.
Are you in love with a nerd? Tell us about your gorgeous geek.

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| Lili Radloff... a nerd??? | ||
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| Fouch? | on 08 Oct at 11:48||
| I used to do the alpha boys! Was married to an alpha for nine years. YUCK!!! It took only one nerd to convince me that they are the most fantastic guys on the planet. The alpha boys are stupendous @SSholes! These days I can only look at the alpha boys an think, shame, poor little deadmeats with huge ego problems, tiny brains and even tinier penises! | ||
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| beastie on 08 Oct at 12:52 |
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| Hi Lili. Excellent aritcle. I do however need to correct you on one aspect though:
"and figuring out how to walk without dragging their knuckles on the floor?" These guys are called developers. I work with them. |
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| griff on 08 Oct at 14:45 |
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| Lili ... Bravo... Hooray for Nerds. I bet you like mexican lookalike nerds.. | ||
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| Mr Hellboy on 08 Oct at 14:52 |
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| we call them the MARCKAM BOYS me and my nerd. Lili you are so right if he can take all the time to assemble a plane he defenetly will take all the time to please you in every way i love my nerd. | ||
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| ref on 08 Oct at 15:10 |
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| Lili, I even know a Mexican Nerd... | ||
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| Kappelaan Ledigheid on 08 Oct at 15:34 |
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| I bet Lili likes Mexican look alike nerds that can Power-slide!!! | ||
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| Kappelaan Ledigheid on 08 Oct at 15:38 |
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| Dear Lili. Love your writing. Do you have a nerd in your life? | ||
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| MJ on 09 Oct at 07:41 |
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| "These guys are called developers. I work with them." WHAT!?!?!?! Devs are totally awesome! My girlfriend thinks developers ROCK! | ||
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| Geek on 09 Oct at 09:05 |
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| I can write code with the best of them, and have the entire Star Trek series on DVD... I also have an impressive body, and I'm not entirely apposed to a dodgy session of 'heavy petting' in the back of my car. Don't believe the stereotype that all geeks are scrawny and pale. | ||
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| l33t on 09 Oct at 09:10 |
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