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41 ways to melt a women's heart
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Article: Nicole Beland from Men's Health
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1. Ask her to dance.

2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.

3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.

4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.

5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.

6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.

7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.

8. Kiss her eyelids.

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.

11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.

12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.

13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.

14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.

15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.

16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.

17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.

18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.

19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.

20. Call her just before you get on the plane.

21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.

22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.

23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.

24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.

25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.

26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.

27. Worship her breasts.

28. Give her jewellery.

29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)

30. Ask her specific questions about her work.

31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.

32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.

33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.

34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.

35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.

36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.

37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.

38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.

39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.

40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.

41. If she’s too stressed to want sex...
a. Run a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.

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Wow, I hope all da men read this article.
Lati on 15 Nov at 15:23

 

I'm almost in tears
Mo on 15 Nov at 16:23

 

This is so spot on! am forwarding to hubby right now.
Pumza on 16 Nov at 10:04

 

Wow, great stuff, my boyfrend is 70%. I am forwading this him now and i will wait for the 30%.
Irene maphosa on 16 Nov at 12:15

 

sigh! if i met a guy who could do all this, i would hold on for life .
li on 16 Nov at 13:20

 

Tell her I am sorry when she's annoyed.
Akintade on 18 Nov at 18:15

 

Mo, I'm crying right along with you...........
Monika on 21 Nov at 15:35

 

I can easily manage about 70%, but what if she nags non-stop?
boyzie on 21 Nov at 16:19

 

He must just hold me sometimes for no reason, and when were are sleeping I want to be held until I falll asleep or after we do it...
Tebogo on 22 Nov at 07:47

 

Look her straight in the eye and tell her you love her, without touching her, and keep looking into her eyes!!
Nokuthula on 22 Nov at 12:00

 


 
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