This is what India’s vaginal tightening cream 18 Again promises women. I am in stitches. But not the vaginal kind.

Shit’s getting weirder and weirder. And hey, don’t say I didn’t warn you when I started ranting about 3 years ago.

First it was the Hollywood. Then the anal bleaching. Then the Pink button, then general vaginaplasty before fine-tuning it to labiaplasty and now India brings us 18 Again.

It’s like society is hell-bent to shave, sterilise and destroy us. We’re being turned into Barbie dolls. “But wait,” you say. “Barbie doesn’t have genitalia.”

Exactly.

This product promises a sexual experience that "feels like the very first time." Well I don’t know about you, but my very first time was bloody sore and not really something I’d like to relive.

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  By: Lili Radloff