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Everyone should have a douchebag jar

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It's like a swear pot, writes Lauren Daniels. But, instead of using it when you curse, you drop money into it when you say or do something ‘douchey’.

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Article: Lauren Daniels

Brilliant.

So right now, I am hooked on New Girl (a great new series starring the ridiculously adorable Zooey Deschanel) and they have this incredible little douchebag jar that Max Greenfield‘s character Schmidt has to use (by placing a few dollars in the jar) each time he says or does a ‘douchebag’ thing.

I think it is actually quite a genius idea, and here’s why (and how):

Saturday night we hit the club… There I was minding my own business, when some guy decided to strike up a conversation with me. Not to be rude (and not that it was necessary, initially), I engaged.

Now, forgive me if I think that two people of the opposite sex can in fact JUST HAVE A CONVERSATION that does not lead to the exchange of numbers or (gasp) a kiss in the corner of the club like hormonal teenagers.

So, when this guy said his goodbyes and decided to ‘cop a feel’ of my breasts, was it wrong that my hand connected with his face in a resounding slap? No, I think R200 placed in a douchebag jar would have been a relatively adequate contribution.

Let me not be too over-zealous and actually demand that thousands be added.

And these moments of douchebagism aren’t that rare! Imagine the problems that douchebag jar funds could solve. I think it would be something to seriously consider.

We’d make a fortune off hipsters alone -enough to solve the crisis in Europe, in fact.

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