The La La Land locals are going back for sloppy seconds
From Ike and Tina, to Wino and Blake
The saga that is Rihanna/Chris Beat her Down Brown's rocky relationship has a new twist again! When all the drama went down back in February they were so the new Ike and Tina Turner – but Tina left Ike's sorry wife-beating ass. Riri just can't give her man up it seems. It is a sad, sad tale
Now the pair seem more like the Romeo and Juliet of Crack, without the crack of course. Amy Winehouse and her now ex-husband, Blake Fielder- Civil. Those two were so toxic for each other – they just couldn't give each other up! It seems that Rihanna and Chris cannot let go, especially Riri.
Six weeks ago, the pair went to trial over the beating up incident back in Feb where Chris got off (typical) with a bit of probation and a restraining order against him aka to keep away from Rihanna which she tried to have overturned. Umm hello girlfriend, this man beat you to a pulp! And now it seems that after Rihanna finally had come to her senses and had dumped Chris's sorry ass once and for all, she has changed her tune AGAIN!
Chris Brown apologized to his fans last week about what went down earlier this year and it seems to have worked its magic on Rihanna as well because last weekend they got their sex on. The musical duo spent the weekend in the super shmancy Trump Towers hotel in New York City under a serious cloak of secrecy! Go figure she doesn't want anyone to find out they are getting frisky, her management team would go loco.
According to hotel snitches (love those!), they checked into separate rooms at the hotel and they spent the next two days coming and going in separate chauffeured vehicles from the underground garage to avoid being seen together! The two appear to have taken serious measures to avoid public exposure of their romantic reunion, including the use of decoy vehicles to throw off reporters and photographers but hotel staffers spilled the beans on their sleeping shenanigans.
Seriously, Riri, give him up, he ain't worth it.
Bradlicious the 2nd
It seems that La La Land has a new man whore! Step aside John Mayer and Josh Harnett. The Hangover star, Bradley Cooper is the latest ho in town. Bradlicious the second – because no-one could beat Brad Pitt in hotness – has been getting his hot self around, big time! As you all know Brad has been romancing his co-star Jennifer Aniston and it seemed that they were quite smitten with each other but then he was seen out and about canoodling with Renee Zellweger which started a mini-war between the ladies! Well gals, it definitely ain't fighting over a man! And especially not a man like Bradley Cooper because he just keeps getting his freak on. This past weekend Brad was romancing another Celebville local, none other than Miss Denise Richards. Brad and Denise (by the way, well done to her for hooking such a hottie – serious snaps to her) have been seen on a number of romantic dates all over L.A., looking very loved up according to a variety of sources. Wonder how long it will last until Brad moves on to his next sexy lady…
Swoony for Clooney
Another man moving on is George Clooney. Ooh he is so sexy, fine wine and all that jazz – just gets better with time! So who's the lucky lady? Elisabetta Canalis is the lucky gal who snagged Swooney. Elisabetta is an Italian bella who lives in Lake Como, where George has a house. The pair hooked up earlier this month and have been loved up ever since. Will she be the one to bag Hollywood's most notorious bachelor?
Newlyweds, take 2
Jessica Simpson is still licking her wounds after being brutally dumped by her bf Tony Romo – on her birthday no less! So I was hoping for a reunion between Jess and her newly single ex husband Nick Lachey, who is also single after ending things with his lady Vanessa Millineo – and it seems so was Jess…
According to a pal of Jess, "Nick has been comforting Jess and invited her over for lunch to catch up on the past few years! Nick made BLTs. It was great for them to reconnect and catch up on all that has happened in their lives over the past few years. But the time spent together got Jessica thinking about starting something with Nick again. Part of her has always regretted leaving him."
" An emotional Jessica got so wrapped up in the moment, she hinted that maybe she and Nick could spend some more time together and see what happens," says another friend . But she didn't get the answer she was hoping for. Although it had been nice to see Jess, Nick still hasn't forgotten how badly she broke his heart. He told her he just couldn't go through all that again.
Boo hoo! That is such a bummer. I love love love them together! According to one of Nick's pals this is the story, Nick is willing to be friends. But that's all. She's upset and confused. Only days after being dumped by Tony, she's rejected again. And to add to poor Jess's sucky week, Nick has been spotted with a new lady Louisiana gal Holly Letchworth. Poor Jess!
It seems that things aren't too peachy with some newlyweds. It seems that the super sexy Josh Duhamel and his rock chick wife Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas have hit a rocky patch. Josh wants to start a family with Fergs but she doesn't want to give up her rock star lifestyle for babies and booties! The newlyweds "are clashing night and day, and they're desperately trying to get a handle on their problems," says a friend of the couple. "Publicly they're painting a picture of sheer bliss, but behind the scenes, cracks in their young marriage are beginning to show." Aah sort it out guys, you are so cute together!
Michael and Mischa
In a quick Michael Jackson update, things are heating up! As you know, his death wasn't so straight forward and now the cops are investigating his personal doctor, Dr Conrad Murray. They police have now conducted a search on his personal home in Las Vegas after searching his offices in Houston. The police left with cell phones and computer hard drives to use in their case! According to CNN and Associated Press , investigators believe Murray was the person who injected Jackson with the powerful anaesthesia, Propofol the night before he died. Hopefully, they can get to the bottom of it soon!
I am happy to report that Mischa Barton is on the road to recovery. Yay! The actress has been released from hospital and is still undergoing treatment (glad to hear that!) and she still managed to hold on to her hopefully comeback role in the new show The Beautiful Life. Mish is set to return to filming the show in New York on Friday. Fabulous! Keep it up Mischa!
Little Miss Sticky Fingers
I know you are all chomping at the bit, waiting for Amy Winehouse's Eau de Crackhead to come out but you will have to wait a bit longer! In the meantime, Wino has some woes to deal with. She and Blake are officially o.v.e.r but she ain't seen the last of him – by far. As I predicted (and as in the case of so many celeb breakups) Blake is selling his story and Wino's secrets for some loot. He spilled how Wino almost died in his arms after an overdose and this week's clanger of a story is a classic.
Blake dropped the bombshell that Wino stole from super schmodel, 
Kate Moss! And what did she steal, no not designer frocks, she stole cocaine. Blake dished the dirt! He and Amy were partying with Kate in New York when Winehouse went into her purse and pocketed two grams of coke. They were mingling with other models and Hollywood stars in a private suite at the city's Gramercy Park Hotel. He said, "Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with but Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone." How charming! Ooh and I bet this is the tame stuff…
Ooh and this just in, Jude Law has announced he is to be a daddy again! No word on who his baby mamma is, the star's spokesperson said, "Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year." Scandalous stuff, I wonder who the mom is!?
Until next week xoxo