It's been a juicy week in Celebville...
The baby mamma bucks
Everyone's tongues were wagging at the news that Jude Law was going to be a dad again especially since the identity of his baby mamma was a mystery! Jude Law has been ho-ing himself around lately so the chick he sperminated could have been any number of women! The guessing game was on.
Cameron Diaz was a suspect, so was his ex wife Sadie Frost, as was Rachel McAdams' (his co-star in the upcoming Sherlock Holmes flick) sister Kayleen. Shady ladies! The mommy-to-be in seven months, so not long until she pops! Finally the baby mamma has been revealed...
A celeb tabloid revealed that no name brand, Samantha Burke, a 24 year old aspiring model/actress from Florida (who ain't one of those in La La Land) is the mom to be! Her lawyer confirmed that Jude knocked her up in a statement," Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy. "
According to American magazine Life and Style, an insider spilled the beans on the saucy situation. Apparently, Samantha met Jude while he was filming Sherlock Holmes in New York. It was nothing serious, but the two hooked up for about a week while he was in the city. After he left, she found out she was pregnant. She tried to reach him, but the cell phone number she had for him was a temporary number that he only used in New York while filming. It seems Sam is legit – according to sources close to Jude, he had a DNA test done to prove that he is the pops without a doubt. The baby, who is a girl to be named Sophia, will be born in October. Samantha is planning to be a single mom as Jude has no plans to get into a relationship with her! Every actor's dream, a love child.
It seems that Samantha has aspirations of fame – well getting knocked up by a celeb is a fab way to get people to know who you are! In a seriously clichéd story, Sam moved to the big bad Apple, New York City to make it and become famous. As it so often happens, she didn't quite get her break so she worked as a cocktail waitress is some celeb hangout where she used to flirt with all the male celebs. Pics of her cosying up to Entourage star, Jeremy Piven and a host of other male celebrities have been circulating all over the web and according to her pals, she just looooves talking about her celeb conquests.
Wonder how much shell sell the first baby snaps for...
Mimi's sex snaps saga
Just when things had simmered down between Eminem, Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon, the whole bitch fight has been stirred up- again! A couple of months back there was a whole lotta dramaz going down between the three of them when Eminem dissed his ex Mimi in his song Bagpipes From Baghdad.
He sang, "Mariah whatever happened to us / Why did we ever have to break-up?" he rapped. "Nick Cannon, you better back the f up. Im not playing, I want her back, you punk." Obviously Nick and Mimi didn't take it lying down. Nick and Eminem engaged in a hectic blogging war and Nick called Eminem a racist – Nick was defending his lady's honour. Mimi also hit back at the rapper and called him delusional, liar and so so lame in her new song Obsessed AND she mocks Eminem in the video, in which she cross dresses and dons a goatee and hoodie. So not a good look for her. Anyhoo, now the whole thang has flared up again! Last week, Eminem released another new song called The Warning in which he bashes Mimi yet again and revealed saucy details about one of their sexy times together!
He sings this, "Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me. Now I'm pissed off. You wanna hear something wick wack?/ I got the same exact tattoo that's on Nick's back", (referring to Carey's husband Nick). He also blasts Carey for mocking him in her latest music video, Obsessed. "Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?/ Wow Mariah, didn't expect ya to go bs out./ Bh, shut the f up before I put all those phone calls out/ When you was wilding out/ Before Nick, when you was on my di," he raps. And the cherry on the top is when Eminem threatens to reveal personal pictures he has of the Mimi. "Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?" he asks. How very very mature of him! How many times do I have to say it! NEVER take sex photos and NEVER make a sex tape it will always come out, it's as certain as death and taxes!
Chris beats down again
Forget Ike and Tina, forget Wino and Blake (Romeo and Juliet on Crack), Chris Brown and Rihanna are fast morphing into the new Loco Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson – forever making up and breaking up. Sooooo over them!
Last week I told you all how the pair hooked up for some secret sexy times in New York and now it seems they are taking more steps to get back together officially. Chris Brown was sentenced after he admitted guilt for beating up Riri.
Currently Chris is under court order not to communicate with Rihanna in any way, and not to come within 50 yards of her – 10 yards if they're both at the same event. Now Rihanna's lawyer, Donald Etra had asked the court for that to be dropped. He told the court, "No stay-away order was ever requested by Rihanna, nor did she ever believe it was necessary." Mmm, hope you know what you doing lady... And by the way, it seems that Chris sure doesn't have his mad temper under control! Ooh lord. Chris was at popular celeb bowling alley by Lucky Strike Lanes in New York City with a few pals for a leisurely night of pin-knocking but things went awry!
According to an employee of the alley things got tense, Lucky Strikes is pretty chill on Monday nights, but Chris was ready to party, and that's what he did, but a few hours later one of pals was pulling him out of Lucky Strikes, kicking and screaming. He definitely looked like he was being forced to leave, like his friends knew it was in his best interest. He was acting kind of crazy, partying too much, and getting really angry. Bad news boy!
Loved up locals
While on the topic of couples who can't make up their minds, it seems that Sienna Miller's on/off boyfriend Balthazar Getty's eye may be wondering – again! Sienna and Balty have broken up and gotten back together more times than I can even count this year but just a few weeks ago, Sienna hinted they were back together for real. But just this past weekend, Balty was spotted looking awfully cozy with his wife Rosetta on the beach. Rumours are circulating that the pair have reconciled and are trying to patch things up! Ooh Sienna must be pissed! Karma's a bitch.
Last week Denise Richard, this week Bradley Cooper is once again romancing Jennifer Aniston! Will she ever learn?! Between Brad the second and man whore/blabbermouth John Mayer, she has a penchant for the bad boys.
Jen and Brad were spotted having a private canoodle at the L2 Lounge in Washington, D.C. They sat alone in a corner sipping Grey Goose and pineapple, but weren't afraid of giving a little PDA according to onlookers. According to an insider, Jen "kept her hand on Bradley's leg most of the time," and "Bradley kept whispering in her ear and kissing her lips and neck. The slipped out arm in arm about 1:00am." Oooh!
A pal of Jen's spilled to a tabloid that Jen loves the fact that everyone believes Brad dumped her, she is tired the constant media attention and scrutiny her love life normally attracts, and the idea that Brad gave her the boot created a diversion which allowed the lovebirds to get to know each other without the whole world watching. I think she should give him the boot before he breaks her heart.
The mix bag
The custody of Michael Jackson's beloved children has finally been settled. Michael's mother, Katherine Jackson was awarded permanent custody of his three children, just as he stipulated in his will. But what set everyone's tongues wagging was the fact that MJs dermatologist ,Dr Arnold Klein (who is rumoured to be the biological father of his kids) sent his lawyers to the hearing so he could also have say in what happens to the kids! Why does he care so much? Mmm makes you wonder!
Here's hoping Britney Spears' father will tighten his rein on Brit because the reformed pop princess was spotted in the company of none other than train wreck queen Lindsay Lohan, having a good old time! Stay away Britter, she is bad bad news.
And in American Idol news, the big shock of the week is Paula Abdul's resignation! After eight years on the show, Paula has quit. Couldn't take Simon Cowell anymore?! Apparently it was over money… you'll be missed Paula.
Until next week xoxo