Prince William and Kate Middleton are finally getting married. We are about to have a heart attack and die of not being surprised.
Prince William, the 2nd in line to the British throne, is planning on making an honest woman out of long-time girlfriend, Kate Middleton. Royalists, chocolate box romantics and fashion lovers everywhere are beside themselves with glee.
The couple got engaged in Kenya in true colonialist style.
Oh, okay. We’ll stop being snarky and leave it up to you in the votes.
The pending wedding of William and Kate will:
By: Lili Radloff