The bishop spoke to the congregation about the priest and nun shortage.
"Too many of you are only having one child and letting them go off into other professions. I propose that each family should have three children: one for the father, one for the mother and one for the church."
A few days later, the bishop was out grocery shopping when he saw a pregnant woman from his parish. But before he could say hello, she shouted above the crowd, ?This one is yours, Bishop!?
Edwin Kline