The Hoff gets a thumbs down when it comes to fatherhood.
On several occasions he has been publicly intoxicated and was denied boarding a plane at Heathrow Airport. Standing at 193cm you would think he would be more discreet.
Last year a home video surfaced of him lying topless on the floor in a drunken stupor and his daughter Taylor Ann (L) can be heard pleading " Tell me you are going to stop!"
His ex-wife suspended his visitation rights after this incident.
Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has had a pretty mild incident record for a rock star.
But in March this year, he was charged with DUI after police pulled him over when they noticed his car wavering on a Los Angeles road.
He was with his girlfriend, his 10-year-old daughter Ava (whose mother is ex-wife Heather Locklear) and another unidentified little girl.
Suggested FD gift: A hair cut and some sleep. That mug shot is not very rock god-like.
Alec Balwin was known as "Angry Dad" for most of last year after a voicemail he left for his daughter was leaked on the internet.
He verbally chastises the 11-year-old Ireland (pictured here) and calls his ex-wife Kim Basinger "a thoughtless pain in the ass."
In his defence he blamed America's custody laws saying "It is like being tied to the back of a pickup truck and dragged down a gravel road late at night.I do not feel compelled to set the record straight. Think what you will." <
Click on the thumbnail above to view the larger image.