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Sharon Stone waltzed down the red carpet wearing a giant bird on her shoulder and… oh God… is that a beehive?! Last time we saw hair that big was when
Amy Winehouse still had a career.
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Apparently the actress only went for her first fitting four days before the awards. We can tell – because clearly her stylist didn't find a moment to tell her that we can all see her bra. Maybe she purposely went for the "just woke up" look. Why else would her hair be such a hot mess?
Oh Scarlett, we like seeing you look like a star. Get rid of the lace table cloth and find a fitting gown next time.
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I'm going to admit it. I've been staring at this dress for the past fifteen minutes, wondering if I do – or don't – see her underwear. It's like an optical illusion, really. One I'm secretly really glad for, after seeing Scarlett's "yep, it's definitely her bra" dress.
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I'm really starting to love seeing Helena on the red carpet. You've got to admire the woman's consistency. For more than a decade now, Helena's been rocking the quirkiest outfits she can find, paired with that witchy hair and a wry smile. The funky dress straps? Those are horrendous. The Union Jack garter belt? Aaaah, so classically Helena.
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Unlike Helena Bonham Carter, Nicole always surprises us on the red carpet – this time with battleship hips. The actress wore a Christian Dior embroidered gown which could double as a wedding dress reject.
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I first saw this dress from the front and I fell in love. It's such a fabulous colour on Anne Hathaway, and she looks so grown up – she is such a lady. I was going to find out which designer created this gown, and go on about how fantastic and mature and gorgeous it is. Honestly, I was going to just rave about the awesomeness of This Dress. But then she turned around to reveal THREE BUTTS? On Anne Hathaway, who is a supreme style maven? Three butts? Dude, there's no way to excuse this.
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I'm pretty sure Cher wore this dress on a red carpet in the '80s.
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I'm having a really hard time remembering a single time when I saw Cate Blanchett on the red carpet and thought, "She GOT it!" She's an edgy, androgynous mix of bad taste on most occasions. In this case, the boxy collar is just four edges too many.
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Florence resembles a frumpy, '70s hippy, country singer in this fashion foible.
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You probably recognise Marisa from her supporting role in
What Women Want, or
Anger Management, or
The Wrestler. If you don't, no need to worry. As long as she keeps wearing dresses like this, she'll remain that girl that you kind of recognise from that film you saw way back when.
Thankfully, not everyone got it wrong...
Take a look at our best dressed here.
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