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If you need to accessorise with another human being to make an outfit work, maybe you should rethink it, Nicki.
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Adam Levine's girlfriend is a Victoria's Secret model. But you didn't really need me to tell you that, did you? This is probably the most fabric she's ever worn.
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This dress looks like it was about to become a masterpiece, but lost its fashion sense half way through.
The side hi-low design could work, but why on earth would she want to mix a pleated-woollen bronze material with silk? Yuck.
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Honey, we get it. You were born with huge boobs. They are lovely, really. But can't you get a dress that fits? Please?
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Perhaps she was inspired by the tale of the Emperor's New Clothes.
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Call me blind, but I can’t for the life of me fathom how Ginnifer, in this Monique Lhuillier Resort 2013 gown, made it onto so many Best Dressed at the 2012 Emmy Awards lists. Despite neon orange being my favourite hue this season, I find this here frock akin to a curtain.
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We all know Heidi’s got a rockin’ hot bod, but revealing all that boobieture? No man. I kind of find it trashy and very unbecoming on her.
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Since her amazing weight loss, Jordan really could have gone all out to show off her new hot body. Bur really, she failed us.
There really is no excuse to dress that bad when you look that good.
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Ag nee, Lena! It may be Prada, but on you, it’s frumpy verby!
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We’re already used to Nicki Minaj’s whack sense of style. And, while this ensemble may be meek in comparison to what she wore to the 2012 Grammy Awards, it’s still butt ugly.
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The black and white is harsh and doesn’t look part of the same dress. Is the bottom half velvet and the top satin? Why doesn’t it fit her? The large top is extremely unflattering and the does nothing for her. (The back is low so that explains the neckline but still…) And that gold beading? It looks like it’s holding the dress together. Badly.
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I love jumpsuits. If worn properly, I think it's possibly thee sexiest item a woman with a hot bod can wear. But, unlike donning it to an event like, say, the Batman premiere, this is the Teen Choice Awards. Practice some restraint, Tyra!
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