So, the sex positions each week are becoming more and more difficult to do.
You're unfit because of winter, you haven't shaved your legs and the nail polish on your toes from last summers' sandals are chipped and ready to be removed.
Here's some motivation for you to shave those legs and get back into shape... sex!
So here's how you do it: you call him up (your man of course!), you tell him to get his ass home and when he walks in the front door you push him up against the wall – any one!
Kiss, touch and caress him, and then proceed to have unplanned, hot, raging sex on your tippy, tippy toes! It's easy, really. And requires nothing, except maybe a bit of creativity…
The Kama Sutra 365 – a book filled with saucy sex positions for every day of the year – has different variations of sex standing up. Our favourite – and one we're sure you'll like too – is called the Twining of the Creeper.
It is when a woman winds and intertwines herself around her partner, "like vines of the great dammar tree". During penetration their bodies make a sound together (a gentle sut-sut sound).
It's an intimate position. If you're facing each other, you can cling to each other, tightly. Try whispering words of encouragement or breathing into each others' skin.
If your back is facing him, stand on the tips of your toes to make penetration easier for him. Have him cup or caress your breasts, or even tug your hair back, if that's what you like.
Tip: We wouldn't advise trying this position if you haven't done the work… So shave your legs, clip the nails, forget about the weight and get on your toes, girl!