Get on your tippy toes!

2010-08-27 12:00
Tamsin Wort
So, the sex positions each week are becoming more and more difficult to do.

You're unfit because of winter, you haven't shaved your legs and the nail polish on your toes from last summers' sandals are chipped and ready to be removed.

Here's some motivation for you to shave those legs and get back into shape... sex!

So here's how you do it: you call him up (your man of course!), you tell him to get his ass home and when he walks in the front door you push him up against the wall – any one!

Kiss, touch and caress him, and then proceed to have unplanned, hot, raging sex on your tippy, tippy toes! It's easy, really. And requires nothing, except maybe a bit of creativity…

The Kama Sutra 365 – a book filled with saucy sex positions for every day of the year – has different variations of sex standing up. Our favourite – and one we're sure you'll like too – is called the Twining of the Creeper.

It is when a woman winds and intertwines herself around her partner, "like vines of the great dammar tree". During penetration their bodies make a sound together (a gentle sut-sut sound).

It's an intimate position. If you're facing each other, you can cling to each other, tightly. Try whispering words of encouragement or breathing into each others' skin.

If your back is facing him, stand on the tips of your toes to make penetration easier for him. Have him cup or caress your breasts, or even tug your hair back, if that's what you like.

Tip: We wouldn't advise trying this position if you haven't done the work… So shave your legs, clip the nails, forget about the weight and get on your toes, girl!


  • Sharon - 2009-08-26 10:17


  • Meggy - 2009-08-26 11:21

    Where the men at? One cannot practice or learn these positions without a man you know!

  • clueless - 2009-08-26 11:28

    i have no idea how this would work, besides, she so way shorter than me

  • kukie - 2009-08-26 11:41


  • KK - 2009-08-26 12:22

    Yummy, it reminds me of the 69 we did last night - WOW

  • Santa's helper - 2009-08-26 12:28

    Meggie, call me also willing to assist.

  • Meggy, here i am - 2009-08-26 12:33

    Meggy, i offered my services last week!

  • Meggy, her i am - 2009-08-26 12:34

    Sharon, in can help you out too!

  • Craig - 2009-08-26 12:41

    Hey Meggy, I'll be happy to volunteer my services to help you learn and practice if you like? (There had to be one and I am it today :-)

  • Ant - 2009-08-26 12:52

    Do you any of you idiots have Meggies number? Amateurs...........

  • Meggy, here i am - 2009-08-26 13:03

    Ant, no, but she has got mine...who's the idiot now...dumbass

  • Bob - 2009-08-26 13:46

    Meggy is a guy. No woman I know of is like her. SA woman are far too conservative unless you prove me wrong.

  • meggy - 2009-08-26 13:51

    OK, Craig how does one get hold of you?

  • meggy - 2009-08-26 14:16

    Well Bob, you must not know many woman! SA woman are speed dating, internet dating, hooking up with guys as "friends with benefits" etc.... (I wouldn't take it that far) and you consider us conservative?! Prove yourself right!

  • meggy - 2009-08-26 14:35

    Ant, what's your mail address?

  • meggy - 2009-08-26 14:46

    Damn KK, your'e so lucky. Haven't done the 69 in ages!

  • Maxwill - 2009-08-26 15:01

    Com eon guys lets get together......I am MBA.

  • shameful Maxwill - 2009-08-26 15:39

    Shame on you, Maxwill u r MBA, we (galz) do not have time 4 guys like u who CHEATS on their wives. We r not ur playgrounds nor your ballz. U need to grow up " a bit".

  • Cellular Creeper - 2009-08-26 16:18

    I got Meggy number :)

  • Uncle - 2009-08-27 06:40

    Meggy. I would have loved to help out, but would not be able to fit you into my schedule. Hope you get lucky!!. Try masturbating on tippy toes.

  • OceanRush - 2009-08-27 08:08

    Sharon, I agree!! This sounds YUMMY! Meggie, stop looking for dump ass big talker men - get yourself & decent guy! Your number please!

  • MEGGY - 2009-08-27 08:51

    Yes, OceanRush. Decent guys are few and far apart! Your e-mail addy pls!

  • Jacqueline - 2009-09-08 13:30

    Wow at all the comments...... But the tippy toe really works..

  • Maggy mag - 2009-09-08 16:19

    tippy toe?when i am taller than him?will i have to stand on my toes while he on the chair?confused

  • Banana - 2009-09-09 11:24

    sut-sut? would never hear that 'gentle' sound over my partners loud sex...gentle is overated!

  • Don - just Don - 2009-09-09 11:29

    Meggy you look booked till the end of the year..and dont want to join that you have any friends?
    I can send my email address if you like

  • Langes - 2009-09-09 13:46

    Meggy, you sound Horney and does not get what you deserve. Contact me, lets talk and show the goods and make it happen.You will love it.

  • Langes - 2009-09-09 13:52

    Maggy mag. I am the taller man, so you can stil stand on your toes and enjoy every moment of it. Contact me, lets talk about it.

  • jack - 2009-09-14 12:41

    i had dogstyle on it was owesome..i cant get it off my mind

  • ZIYANDA - 2009-09-15 12:40

    yummy im sure that is a killer

  • nas - 2009-09-22 15:02

    bob you obviousy dont know SA women bro cos they 're way hotter than you think i should know i'm one of them

  • Tomas - 2009-09-23 12:47

    Hey Meggy. Read a few of your posts and would love to get in touch to see if we good hit it of and I could be of assistance.

  • Magy Mag@Langes - 2009-10-01 14:42

    Hey langes contact me at and let's see how tall.

  • ASHISH KUMAR - 2009-10-06 21:38

    verry good

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