Bswish makes very sexy toys and my first impressions are always positive, and it was no different with the Bnaughty Unleashed. To be honest, though, I’d never really seen the point of an insertable vibrating egg, as the actual vibe action for me is all about the clitoral area and I am always sceptical about partner toys. But the Bnaughty Unleashed surprised me in ways I didn’t expect.
What it is
The Bnaughty Unleashed is a vibrating bullet-shaped egg which is controlled by a cordless remote that can be manipulated by either yourself or your partner. FYI, an ‘egg’ is an ovoid or bullet-shaped insertable sex toy that may or may not vibrate. Those that don’t vibrate are generally used to strengthen the vaginal muscles, such as the vaginal balls I reviewed recently.
How it works
You pop the egg into your vagina, placing the little string between your lips and positioning it as close to your clit as possible and hand over the remote to your partner. Then, with him controlling when and how your fancy tickles, you jump into the car and go out for the night ... or go to a polite dinner at your folks, depending on what a kinky bunny you are. Of course, you can use it as a normal clit stimulator during solo play or partner sex, just don’t put it up your bum because it doesn’t have a flared base.
What it does
The Bnaughty Unleashed has 10 settings that range from the usual variety of vibes, from basic to ramp to pulse.
What I thought of it
I’m not going to mince my words here. I love it. As far as partner play toys go, it’s the fucking bomb. First off, it immediately puts you and your dude in a very different space to everyone around you. It’s like a private joke that is also incredibly sexy because no one else
feels gets it.
For example, at one point our waitress mistook my sudden giggle and far away stare as being awkward about waiting for the credit card machine to do its thing. But man friend had simply changed the settings.
Which brings me to the next point of yummy. It’s oddly Dommie in a way (as in ‘Dominant’) because your experience is totally at the mercy of the person holding the remote – which setting it’s on, when the vibe changes and, *wince*, when it stops. Because you get used to that lovely buzz and it gets your bits ready to roar, it’s like someone taking your candy away when it suddenly stops making the happy.
And if you’re not in the mood when you insert this Bnaughty Unleashed, you certainly will be very soon after. It’s practically science that with that much continual stimulation in and around your vagina and clitoral area it can’t help but respond. Just don’t forget to use lube.
As for the actual buzz, the connection is strong and I was able to walk around an entire restaurant without it losing connection (though, I also suspect that once it starts, it’ll simply continue on whatever setting it’s one regardless of proximity). I also like the actual remote, which is understated and easily mistaken for an MP3 player. The large display offers a digital pattern of the setting it’s on (handy for the remote holder) and two push button controls – a function and a power button – which means it’s easy to switch off quickly if needs be.
The egg itself is hard ABS plastic with that matt smooth finish I like and it’s super easy to clean, despite the seam and the wiry removal tag. Oh and it’s also waterproof. Which is good, considering that your panties are certainly not going to be dry after a session with this little egg.
The not happy
The cons on this are very few. The battery power is a pain, as it only lasts approximately three hours and the batteries themselves aren’t very common (and the remote and egg take two different kinds). Fortunately, batteries are included in the pack, so your first ride is sorted. And that’s really it actually. I could say I found the tag a bit hard and uncomfortable at first or that the different vibe settings seem to merge into a singular pattern if you’re too far from your guy and the remote, but these points would all be a bit by-the-by.
Should you run out and buy it
With a dollop of lube, fresh batteries and a naughty night out, this is as much sex as you and your man can have in public without getting arrested. If you’re looking to spice up your naughty time, I suggest you be ordering this little honey asap.
All toys supplied by Whet Sensuality Emporium.
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