I love a challenge. Not a dreary challenge like running the Comrades, or learning to speak French mind you, but a fun challenge. Like learning how to do a headstand or downing a beer. Ja, ja, save your breath, I KNOW I’m lazy. But I also know how to have fun.
Which is why I came up with the Four Day Weekend Sex Challenge.
Before you roll your eyes, listen: this challenge isn’t simply having sex 4 days in a row… No, no, no my pretties, the Four Day Weekend Sex Challenge is about totally lurving it up.
I’m talking 4 carefully planned, themed date nights and all the ensuing wild monkey sex that goes with it.
Thursday: Start slow and sexy with Arabian Nights, baby
Friday: Glam up and sex up for Moulin Rouge, ma petite
Saturday: Explore the great outdoors and do it Au Natural
Sunday: Relax in bed with a little Alternative Romance dudes
You should now be feeling fond of your partner. Tender in some bits. Strangely energised and ready for the week.
If you're not feeling better it's probably time to up the dosage of your anti-depressants.
Give me feedback on Monday, will you. I love it when a plan comes together…