Fancy yourself as a bit of an exhibitionist? Want to simulate your sexploits in front of an audience? Then this, dear friends, will definitely thrill you!
Enter the Air Sex World Championships.
While you can’t exactly rock out with your cock out (contestants are expected to remain fully clothed) you can mimic just about everything else, from pulling out your best Casanova moves in the art of pretend seduction, to the arse-slapping, doggie style hump of the actual act.
Keen to out-do each other in their sexual prowess, contestants bump, grind, lick, suck and tug their imaginary partners on the way to Air Sex World Championship glory.
One rule though, you’re not allowed to orgasm for real during your performance.
Originating in Japan after a group of single guys got bored and presumably started humping chairs in front of each other to amuse themselves. It was then YouTubed, picked up by a BBC doccie called Japanorama and introduced to America. Since 2007, Alamo Drafthouse have been holding bimonthly Air Sex competitions across the US.
Huffington Post reports on the latest instalment held in New York: “A packed bar cheered on the solo love makers as they motorboated, thrust and smacked their way to the top. Tootenanny [a last-minute entrant], sporting a tank top and tighty-greenies, was a clear favorite with the audience. He simulated drinking a six pack, having an argument with his significant other and awkwardly tensing up his body in true redneck fashion.”
Men and women are equally keen to get their pretend shag on and only have two minutes to show their friends and the judges where their hidden talents really lie.
Sad news for those Saffas wanting to sign-up, competitions are currently only being held in the US, with next competition being held in Austin, Texas, in September.
If you could, would you try it?
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By: Dorothy Black