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Upgrading or breaking up?

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How do you end a relationship with the only guy that’s got your number?

Dear Samsung Star.

It’s been a magical four years since first we met that fateful November day.

Your features and slender form were the perfect fit for my needs at the time, but alas, I have to moved on and upgraded to a newer, even better model.

It’s not you, it’s me. And to be honest, you just don’t perform the way you used to like back when we were just starting out.

Admit it, I always knew how turn you on by and finding ways to push your buttons. The way you lit up to my touch will always remain in my heart even though you no longer are in my pocket.

Sigh. Don’t make this difficult. We have great memories you and I.

Please don’t ring...I just can’t take it to see your screen flash in despair.

No, I did not have an affair with that Blackberry! I was just holding him for a while. iPhone and I are just acquaintances and your cousin, Samsung Galaxy was only showing me the milky way. There are many Stars in the sky you know. 

Frankly, you have been falling apart and my friends have been talking – but not to me because your speakers are faulty. You have been holding me back from pursuing my career when you refused to support Twitter and my Blog.

‘You had me at hello.’

Now, its time to say goodbye.

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What phone have you upgraded to? Comment in the box below.

  By: Gadeeja Abbas

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