Aries
What he has going for him:No doubt about it, Mr Aries is hot in the cot. Wildly sexual, he has a kinky side and will never bore you in bed. Extremely self-assured, he loves trying new things.
He'll have you up against the fridge in the kitchen, across the bonnet of your car or behind the red-hot pokers in the botanical gardens. Variety is the drug he craves.
Why you should think twice:He's selfish and aggressive. He calls himself a sexual athlete, but that's only because he always comes first. He'll demand oral sex from you without bothering to return the favour.
Your needs aren't high on his list of priorities. Being a male chauvinist at heart, he has a wandering eye and finds it hard to be faithful.
If you must go ahead:Be a slut in the bedroom, a chef in the kitchen and a lady in front of his friends. Iron his shirts and cook his meals. Never flirt with other men.
Keep your legs open and your mouth shut, except to tell him what an irresistible stud he is.