Virgo 1 September


Aug 23 - Sep 22

Today's Horoscope

Usually you look before you leap, but right now your emotions are overpowering your rational mind and there is a tendency to react before you think. Take a deep breath to help you stay calm.

Starsign of the month: Leo

Leos are so utterly convinced that the sun shines out of their butts that it never occurs to them that the rest of the world doesn’t feel exactly the same way. Egotistical to the point of delusional, Leos strut through life as if it were a ticker tape parade held in their honour. here.

Leo: your sexual wishlist

To make love or be love to, whilst wearing only a diamond tiara or a gold Rolex.

Quote of the month

“You get in life what you have the courage to ask for.” - Oprah Winfrey

Silly Astrology

Are you feeling more frivolous about your astrological self?

Pick a playful option below

Silly Astrology: Leo

  • His sexy zodiac

    Who doesn't adore generous, luxury-loving Mr Leo? He'll be the best lover you've ever had because his pride won't let him be anything less. Read more here.

  • Your beauty horoscope

    As a Leo, you're confident and self-assured. You adore entertaining and are a gracious hostess – provided you remain the life and soul of the party, and aren't upstaged by anyone else. Like the lion of your Zodiac sign, your glorious hair is one of your most characteristic features. Read more here.

Sexy Astrodisiacs: Leo

  • Your Astro Partner
    Dating a Leo woman

    This woman soaks up attention and affection like she soaks up the sun. She adores to be stroked and blatant flattery will get you everywhere. Read more here.

  • Your Astro Partner
    Dating a Leo man

    This man oozes so much confidence that you can see, hear and smell him a mile away. He is usually well-dressed, attractive, the centre of attention and quick to capture the limelight. Read more here.

Hilarious horoscopes

  • Virgo
    Aug 23 - Sep 22

    It’s extremely tempting to simply write the word “nit-picky” 500 times and leave it at that, but receiving thousands of angry, hysterical emails from hypochondriacs with tragic self-esteem issues isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. Read more here.

Hilarious horoscopes

  • Libra
    Sep 22 - Oct 23

    Because they have no personality of their own, they’re excellent social chameleons who can take on the personality of the most powerful (or most shaggable) person in the room.. Read more here.

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