Scorpio 16 April


Oct 23 - Nov 21

Today's Horoscope

There seems to be drama wherever you go. Someone may be pushing your buttons. You may want to escape to a quiet place like your cosy corner at home and just recharge.

Starsign of the month: Pisces

With so much attention to their own emotions, you’d expect Pisceans to be amazing psychologists, or, at the very least, not quite so emotionally stupid. But unfortunately, they are. Pisceans suck at the only thing they know how to do. here.

Pisces: your sexual wishlist

To make love and or be made love to whilst wearing the highest diamante studded sandals.

Quote of the month

“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.” - Rita Mae Brown

Silly Astrology

Are you feeling more frivolous about your astrological self?

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Silly Astrology: Pisces

  • Your future mother-in-law

    She's creative and emotional, and romantic too, believing the best of people and ignoring faults – especially in her own children. At her best she's a fairy princess, glamorous and wise. At her worst, she's a martyr and victim, draining anyone who comes into her space. Read more here.

  • Your alcohoroscope

    If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign – and an addictive personality – with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Read more here.

Sexy Astrodisiacs: Pisces

  • Your Astro Partner
    Dating a Piscean man

    From the moment that you meet him you will feel like you have known him for years. He is very attentive, listens to your every word that you can’t help but feel cared for like a queen. Read more here.

  • Your Astro Partner
    Dating a Piscean woman

    She is an idealist, all she really wants is for everyone to live happily ever after. Once you know that, it takes very little to keep your Piscean woman happy. Read more here.

Hilarious horoscopes

  • Aries
    Mar 21 - Apr 19

    Ariens are friendly, social creatures with amazing people skills, a magnetic smile, and a dungeon behind a false wall in their home in which they torture small animals and drink blood out of the skulls of their enemies.. Read more here.

Hilarious horoscopes

  • Taurus
    Apr 20 - May 20

    Fat, lazy and hedonistic by instinct, Taureans left to their own devices are the sign most likely to drop out of society to live a shoeless existence in a wigwam on a communal farm with a whole bunch of other dreadlocked losers. Read more here.

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