Are you sure that you actually want to go anywhere? Cancerians like the familiarity of home and the comfort of family, so if you do hit the road, you're probably towing a caravan (that home from home), with the entire clan crammed into the car. Read more here.

Cancer is a comfort drinker – and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists – and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" Read more here.

Your Cancerian man is essentially a family man. Home and hearth is where his heart lies and much of motivation for being successful is to take care of his family. This he will do to the best of his ability, since he would like to make life as comfortable as possible for his clan. Read more here.

Cancerian women aptly reflect the archetype of Mother. By nature she is very caring and nurturing, with an abundance of love and kindness. It goes without saying that she is an excellent parent.. Read more here.

Leos are so utterly convinced that the sun shines out of their butts that it never occurs to them that the rest of the world doesn’t feel exactly the same way. Read more here.

It’s extremely tempting to simply write the word “nit-picky” 500 times and leave it at that, but receiving thousands of angry, hysterical emails from hypochondriacs with tragic self-esteem issues isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. Read more here.