The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others' feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, things take a nasty turn. Read more here.

Pisces in the workplace is a poor listener who prefers to hear the sound of his or her own voice. Anyone working for such a boss needs to be mentally strong and ought not take them too seriously. They are brilliant negotiators but are lousy as managers, always passing the buck! As employees, you'll find them daydreaming much of the time. Read more here.

From the moment that you meet him you will feel like you have known him for years. He is very attentive, listens to your every word that you can’t help but feel cared for like a queen. He is a hopeless romantic and adores picnics on the beach and candlelit dinners. Read more here.

She is an idealist, all she really wants is for everyone to live happily ever after. Once you know that it takes very little to keep your Piscean woman happy. Provide her with plenty of romance, love stories and fairy tales that tell of never-never land and happy endings. Read more here.

Ariens are friendly, social creatures with amazing people skills, a magnetic smile, and a dungeon behind a false wall in their home in which they torture small animals and drink blood out of the skulls of their enemies. Of course I’m speaking metaphorically here. Mostly. Read more here.

Fat, lazy and hedonistic by instinct, Taureans left to their own devices are the sign most likely to drop out of society to live a shoeless existence in a wigwam on a communal farm with a whole bunch of other dreadlocked losers. Read more here.