Aries 24 October

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

Today's Horoscope

The shadow in each of us should not be feared, but to be better known. Now is the time to dig deep. There is a smouldering undercurrent of desire. You may feel like a caterpillar in its cocoon. Transformation and change are imminent, but the waiting game is excruciatingly difficult. The hardest part is feeling like you are in the dark about certain things.

Starsign of the month: Virgo

It’s extremely tempting to simply write the word “nit-picky” 500 times and leave it at that, but receiving thousands of angry, hysterical emails from hypochondriacs with tragic self-esteem issues isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. Read more here.

Virgo: your sexual wishlist

To be made love to, whilst wearing only an apron and a feather duster.

Quote of the month

“Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.” - J.K. Rowling

Silly Astrology

Are you feeling more frivolous about your astrological self?

Pick a playful option below

Silly Astrology: Leo

  • His sexy zodiac
    Leo

    Who doesn't adore generous, luxury-loving Mr Leo? He'll be the best lover you've ever had because his pride won't let him be anything less. Read more here.

  • Your beauty horoscope
    Leo

    As a Leo, you're confident and self-assured. You adore entertaining and are a gracious hostess – provided you remain the life and soul of the party, and aren't upstaged by anyone else. Like the lion of your Zodiac sign, your glorious hair is one of your most characteristic features. Read more here.

Sexy Astrodisiacs: Leo

  • Your Astro Partner
    Dating a Leo woman

    This woman soaks up attention and affection like she soaks up the sun. She adores to be stroked and blatant flattery will get you everywhere. Read more here.

  • Your Astro Partner
    Dating a Leo man

    This man oozes so much confidence that you can see, hear and smell him a mile away. He is usually well-dressed, attractive, the centre of attention and quick to capture the limelight. Read more here.

Hilarious horoscopes

  • Virgo
    Aug 23 - Sep 22

    It’s extremely tempting to simply write the word “nit-picky” 500 times and leave it at that, but receiving thousands of angry, hysterical emails from hypochondriacs with tragic self-esteem issues isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. Read more here.

Hilarious horoscopes

  • Libra
    Sep 22 - Oct 23

    Because they have no personality of their own, they’re excellent social chameleons who can take on the personality of the most powerful (or most shaggable) person in the room.. Read more here.

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