Aries 10 October


Mar 21 - Apr 19

Today's Horoscope

When the undercurrent is unpredictable it is important to keep a steady rhythm to help you stay in balance. Avoid extreme and impulsive actions. You can find the magic within the mundane. You don`t have to go over the edge to find it.

Starsign of the month: Libra

It’s interesting to note that Libra is the only sign in the zodiac represented by an inanimate object (the other 11 are all living things). Librans might think that this is an indicator of their uniqueness, but since there’s absolutely nothing special about them, it serves better as an indicator of their abject indolence. Read more here.

Libra: your sexual wishlist

Being seduced on your therapist’s couch.

Quote of the month

“One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.” - Jarod Kintz.

Silly Astrology

Are you feeling more frivolous about your astrological self?

Pick a playful option below

Silly Astrology: Leo

  • His sexy zodiac

    Who doesn't adore generous, luxury-loving Mr Leo? He'll be the best lover you've ever had because his pride won't let him be anything less. Read more here.

  • Your beauty horoscope

    As a Leo, you're confident and self-assured. You adore entertaining and are a gracious hostess – provided you remain the life and soul of the party, and aren't upstaged by anyone else. Like the lion of your Zodiac sign, your glorious hair is one of your most characteristic features. Read more here.

Sexy Astrodisiacs: Leo

  • Your Astro Partner
    Dating a Leo woman

    This woman soaks up attention and affection like she soaks up the sun. She adores to be stroked and blatant flattery will get you everywhere. Read more here.

  • Your Astro Partner
    Dating a Leo man

    This man oozes so much confidence that you can see, hear and smell him a mile away. He is usually well-dressed, attractive, the centre of attention and quick to capture the limelight. Read more here.

Hilarious horoscopes

  • Virgo
    Aug 23 - Sep 22

    It’s extremely tempting to simply write the word “nit-picky” 500 times and leave it at that, but receiving thousands of angry, hysterical emails from hypochondriacs with tragic self-esteem issues isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. Read more here.

Hilarious horoscopes

  • Libra
    Sep 22 - Oct 23

    Because they have no personality of their own, they’re excellent social chameleons who can take on the personality of the most powerful (or most shaggable) person in the room.. Read more here.

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