Horoscopes

LEO: Your horoscope profile: everything you should know about Leos (Part 1)

From a tongue-in-cheek profile, to a breakdown of all your sexual wishlist and desires, here’s a list of all the things you need to know about the Leo star sign. ...read more

Hilarious horrorscopes: Libra

They’re disgustingly good looking, excellent social chameleons who can take on the personality of the most powerful (or shaggable) person in the room. ...read more

Hilarious horrorscopes: Sagittarius

You could easily replace every Sag in a crowded room with a cardboard cut-out replica of themselves, and nobody would notice. In fact, it might even liven up the conversation. ...read more

Hilarious Horrorscopes: Aquarius

You might think Aquarians are aloof, but they only seem that way because they’re actually insane. ...read more

Star Chemistry: Virgo

Want to know which star sign is the perfect match for you? Let our Sexy Star Sign guide offer you some guidance. ...read more

Star Chemistry: Aries

Want to know which star sign is the perfect match for sexy, adventurous Aries? Our Sexy Star Sign guide reveals all. ...read more

Hilarious horrorscopes: Leo

Leos are so utterly convinced that the sun shines out of their butts that it never occurs to them that the rest of the world doesn’t feel exactly the same way. ...read more

Your horoscope profile: everything you should know about Cancer – part 1

From a tongue-in-cheek profile, to a breakdown of all your sexual wishlist and desires, here’s a list of all the things you need to know about the Cancerian star sign. ...read more

Hilarious horrorscopes: Cancer

Cancerians are very affected by the Moon. And the planet Mars. And just about anything, really. Sensitive little wimps. ...read more

Hilarious horrorscopes: Virgo

Virgoans are the project managers of social interaction. Control-freaks to the core, they dive into new friendships with a disconcerting alacrity. ...read more

Hilarious horrorscopes: Scorpio

Scorpios like to think of themselves as mysterious, alluring, darkly sexual and brimming with barely contained power. ...read more

Hilarious horrorscopes: Capricorn

Anally retentive to the point of an obsessive compulsive disorder, capricorns do everything in an steady and methodological manner. ...read more

Hilarious Horroscopes: Taurus

They have a creative side – if you consider needlepoint, finger painting and making jam creative. ...read more

Star Chemistry: Aquarius

Want to know which star sign is the perfect match for you? Let our Sexy Star Sign guide offer you some guidance. ...read more

Star Chemistry: Capricorn

Want to know which star sign is the perfect match for you? Let our Sexy Star Sign guide offer you some guidance. ...read more

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